— Samantha Jones (via whatwouldcarriesay)
"Tamagotchi is a tiny pet from cyberspace who needs your love to survive and grow. If you take good care of your Tamagotchi pet, it will slowly grow bigger, healthier, and more beautiful every day. But if you neglect your little cyber creature, your Tamagotchi may grow up to be mean or ugly. How old will your Tamagotchi be when it returns to its home planet? What kind of virtual caretaker will you be?"
"I was way too scared to say I wanted to be an actor or a comedian." -Kristen Wiig
Photograph by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin; styled by Edward Enninful; W magazine October 2014.
Geek party at Arnolds….
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math